she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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