Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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