I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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