Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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