...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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