He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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