my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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