i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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