Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
