I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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