At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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