Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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