it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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