Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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