It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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