we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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