Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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