i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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