I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
