Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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