Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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