i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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