I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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