My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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