it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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