nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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