you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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