there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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