even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Why is there bacon in the couch?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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