Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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