i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
jump out the window naked night went bad
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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