He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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