Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It's rum buckets o'clock
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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