just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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