just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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