i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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