Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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