Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
they're like a gay fantastic four
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Bang-toberfest begins!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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