is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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