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(712): View more from Iowa

She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...

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(415): View more from California

Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.

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(305): View more from Florida

So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?

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(970): View more from Colorado

Oh. He liked you.

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Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."

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(707): View more from California

get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.

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(951): View more from California

she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.

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(727): View more from Florida

This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.

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(210): View more from Texas

Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting

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