Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you inspire me to be a worse person
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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