24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
My pussy is not your playground.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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