When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
There r osticjed everywhere
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
MIDGETS
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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