A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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