The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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