I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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