guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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