I hate your face
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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