Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
