I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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