is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
