normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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