your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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