SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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