i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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